Here's A Tip: Go Back To School

I came across this and shook my head in disgust. I've come to realize that servers have it just as hard as people that work in retail. The only difference is, people that work in retail don't get tips. Now, the first thing that I'm going to point out on this is the little note that the customer left for the server. "P.S. You cold stand to loose a few pounds." That's seriously how I read it at first. I'm sure they mean "could" but I don't see a "u" in there. This person not only needs to go back to school for bad spelling, they need to learn how to properly write letters. I'll admit, sometimes my grammar is not at its best but that's beside the point. Whether the server was nice to them or not, I don't think writing that is called for. If the service was really bad, take it up with their boss and let them take care of it. Or you could write, "Here's a tip: You could show more kindness towards your customers." Something like that. Now, if that server was extremely nice to them, then they need a good kick in the ass. Hopefully, if not already, karma will come and bite down hard on their stupid ass.


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To The Cashiers That Get Yelled At About Prices:

I'm sure a lot of you have worked in retail at some point. I'm sure that you had to deal with customers that bitched about the prices. I have personally dealt with it myself. It's extremely annoying. Today, I was shopping at Walmart to get some pet food and a new flat iron. While waiting in the checkout line, the customer in front of me was screaming at the cashier. The cashier looked like she was in high school. She stood there in complete silence while the woman screamed at her about their pricing being too high. I was very tempted to punch the chick. The cashier should have been givin' an award for not hopping over the counter and punching that bitch's lights out. The girl was being as sweet as can be to the woman by kindly explaining to her that she is just a cashier and does not decided on the prices and how it is all corporate control. Unfortunately, the woman would not even give her a chance to speak. The girl even said that she could get her manager to come and speak with her. The woman would not shut the hell up. Eventually, I lost my temper.
"Ma'am, she is trying to explain to you that she has no control over the prices of their products and you won't even give her the time of day to even talk. Give her a chance to explain or go to the customer service desk and file a complaint," I told her.
The woman just glared at me. I wanted her to take a swing at me. Instead, the woman stomped out of the store.
Whenever you go to Walmart, Krogers, Walgreens, CVS, and so on, keep in mind, corporations set the prices based on supply and demand and also based on location. Do not take it out on the employees. Also, be sure you are looking at the price tag before you grab shit off the shelf. If you do that, you won't look like a huge dumbass when you go to check out.

Shhhh! Be Very, Very Quiet. I'm Huntin Ugly Ducks!

I decide to check Facebook and the first thing is see is a bunch of dumb bitches with their lips puckered out like beaks. Girls, you have got to be kidding me! If you are trying to get a guy's attention, you are sure as hell not going to get it. You look really stupid. The first thing that the dude is going to think is, Is that how she kisses...? The only attention you're going to get is a hunter looking for ugly ducks like you to shoot. If you are having your picture taken, SMILE! Smiles are a lot more attractive than the ugly duck face. Guys would rather see a beautiful smile so show them your pearly whites, ladies! 

Today's Driving Lesson: What Is A Blinker?

I am one of those people that will flip a shit when someone does not use a blinker when driving. I turn on my blinker to get into a turn lane and automatically get cut off by someone in front of me that decides they want to turn into the next street as well but have no idea how to let others know that they are about to turn. Now, if you don't know what a blinker is, you should go back to driving school or have your parents/guardians show you. Maybe that will help you realize that a blinker can be your best friend. If you are one of those people that likes to randomly stop and turn without using a blinker, then you deserve a large pineapple shoved your ass. So please, get into the habit of using your blinker when you are going to turn. Especially use your blinker when you want to get into the next lane. You have a better chance of not having someone ramming into you from behind.

Dumpster Dive Anyone?

How stupid can people really be? I work in retail and I always come across a newsletter from our bosses about people stealing from our store. Maybe it's about time for them to hire someone to stand at the doors and check bags or something? Anyways, I come to work one morning to see a picture of an unusual couple coming into our store. They were stealing stuff by finding receipts that people threw away in the outside trash cans and bringing them into the store. This is very common in Krogers, Walmart...pretty much most big stores. I guess they had forgotten that are cameras since you can clearly see a picture outside the store of the woman digging through our trash and coming in with a bunch of receipts in her hand shortly after the guy had came in. To top it off, they left the store together. Not long after that, they were caught doing it again at another store. We find people doing this all the time and always catching them. If you have to dig through other people's nasty ass trash to make a quick buck, then you should probably consider getting a job or finding a new job. Your stupidity is a lot nastier and smells way worst than garbage. The shit that comes out of my dog's ass is a lot better than the shit that comes out of your mouth when you try to return something that you never even bought.

A Lesson Girls Need To Learn

This blog goes out to all the girls that want to look like Ronald McDonald. I see this everyday and it's so hard for me not to smack a bitch and watch all the colors of the rainbow fly off her face. Ladies, if you really need a guy that bad, all you have to do is unzip his... I'm kidding. You shouldn't need to do that to get a man and you're pretty fuckin' stupid if you're already screwing guys just so you can get their attention. The makeup explosion and pushing yourself to have sex with them just to get them to like you, are not the best ways to go. Like my mother always says, "Your body is your temple." If you want to decorate your "temple" then go ahead but don't go crazy. I'm sure if you asked some of your guy friends if they prefer a girl to wear makeup or a girl that wears no makeup, you'd get some interesting answers. If they're anything like my guy friends, they would make it into a huge joke. Anyways, it's better to have a guy that loves you for who you are and not for your appearance. You'll be happier that way and your love life will be amazing. You don't want a guy to make you feel like you have to wear makeup 24/7 even though you're staying at home and having a lazy day. I sure as hell will not put on makeup if it's my lazy day. If you can find a guy that will treat you like a princess and call you beautiful when you don't have your makeup on, he's a keeper. Be careful, there are a few guys out there that will say anything to get in your pants.