The Things That Girls Do #2

Once again, some girls disgust me. I believe the duck face is finally dying, but there's something else that has been a huge thing for as long as I can remember. Everywhere I go I see a bunch of orange colored women. I guess oompa loopas get spring break and summer vacation from the Wonka Factory. Maybe I should change jobs. Anyways, I'm trying to understand what's so great about being so freakin orange!? Come on, ladies, lay outside and sunbath to get a good tan. The only kind of men that you'll attract are men that have an unnatural oompa loopa fetish and men whose favorite color is orange.