Dumpster Dive Anyone?

How stupid can people really be? I work in retail and I always come across a newsletter from our bosses about people stealing from our store. Maybe it's about time for them to hire someone to stand at the doors and check bags or something? Anyways, I come to work one morning to see a picture of an unusual couple coming into our store. They were stealing stuff by finding receipts that people threw away in the outside trash cans and bringing them into the store. This is very common in Krogers, Walmart...pretty much most big stores. I guess they had forgotten that are cameras since you can clearly see a picture outside the store of the woman digging through our trash and coming in with a bunch of receipts in her hand shortly after the guy had came in. To top it off, they left the store together. Not long after that, they were caught doing it again at another store. We find people doing this all the time and always catching them. If you have to dig through other people's nasty ass trash to make a quick buck, then you should probably consider getting a job or finding a new job. Your stupidity is a lot nastier and smells way worst than garbage. The shit that comes out of my dog's ass is a lot better than the shit that comes out of your mouth when you try to return something that you never even bought.

A Lesson Girls Need To Learn

This blog goes out to all the girls that want to look like Ronald McDonald. I see this everyday and it's so hard for me not to smack a bitch and watch all the colors of the rainbow fly off her face. Ladies, if you really need a guy that bad, all you have to do is unzip his... I'm kidding. You shouldn't need to do that to get a man and you're pretty fuckin' stupid if you're already screwing guys just so you can get their attention. The makeup explosion and pushing yourself to have sex with them just to get them to like you, are not the best ways to go. Like my mother always says, "Your body is your temple." If you want to decorate your "temple" then go ahead but don't go crazy. I'm sure if you asked some of your guy friends if they prefer a girl to wear makeup or a girl that wears no makeup, you'd get some interesting answers. If they're anything like my guy friends, they would make it into a huge joke. Anyways, it's better to have a guy that loves you for who you are and not for your appearance. You'll be happier that way and your love life will be amazing. You don't want a guy to make you feel like you have to wear makeup 24/7 even though you're staying at home and having a lazy day. I sure as hell will not put on makeup if it's my lazy day. If you can find a guy that will treat you like a princess and call you beautiful when you don't have your makeup on, he's a keeper. Be careful, there are a few guys out there that will say anything to get in your pants.