This blog goes out to all the girls that want to look like Ronald McDonald. I see this everyday and it's so hard for me not to smack a bitch and watch all the colors of the rainbow fly off her face. Ladies, if you really need a guy that bad, all you have to do is unzip his... I'm kidding. You shouldn't need to do that to get a man and you're pretty fuckin' stupid if you're already screwing guys just so you can get their attention. The makeup explosion and pushing yourself to have sex with them just to get them to like you, are not the best ways to go. Like my mother always says, "Your body is your temple." If you want to decorate your "temple" then go ahead but don't go crazy. I'm sure if you asked some of your guy friends if they prefer a girl to wear makeup or a girl that wears no makeup, you'd get some interesting answers. If they're anything like my guy friends, they would make it into a huge joke. Anyways, it's better to have a guy that loves you for who you are and not for your appearance. You'll be happier that way and your love life will be amazing. You don't want a guy to make you feel like you have to wear makeup 24/7 even though you're staying at home and having a lazy day. I sure as hell will not put on makeup if it's my lazy day. If you can find a guy that will treat you like a princess and call you beautiful when you don't have your makeup on, he's a keeper. Be careful, there are a few guys out there that will say anything to get in your pants.
